What This Page Is
Only the things that can be documented
Everything below is either a date I can point at or a thing you can go and look at yourself. There is no origin story here and no round numbers that got rounded in a flattering direction. Where a date is approximate, it says so.
It is a short list. The X account goes back to 2013, but most of what happened since happened in posts, not on dates anybody wrote down, so it stays out. That is the honest shape of it.
The oldest thing on this page and the easiest to check. X prints "Joined May 2013" on the profile itself, under the bio. Any X account claiming to be me that joined later than that isn't the one I vouch for.
On X, @buffalobillsbae: 44.8K posts, 31.4K followers, following 2,707. On Instagram, buffalobillsbae: 691 posts, 12.2K followers, following 993. OnlyFans is scorpiosign and the Linktree is Buffaluv. That is the full set. These counts are a snapshot, so they will be out of date by the time you read this, and that's normal.
After thirteen years of being findable mostly by my handle, there is now one place I control that lists every real account. If you need to check whether a profile is me, start with the official links and the verification page.
Sources
Where these dates come from
Account creation dates are the ones the platforms themselves record. Post and follower counts are the figures the platforms show on the profiles, rounded the way the platforms round them, and stamped with the day they were read.
There is nothing on this page sourced from an aggregator, a "biography" site, or a stats service, because I can't check those and neither can you. If something here is wrong, it's wrong because I got it wrong, and I'll fix it.